"I am unable to shake the belief that there is anything more important to our nation’s future than A. access to affordable healthcare and B. education. Make it easier for your citizens to be healthy and smart and they will save you in ways you have yet to imagine."
~ Rob Delaney in his new, excellent, inspiring Vice column
"If you have a kid, you know what I mean. If you don’t, you don’t. You also don’t know it if you have a pet, no matter how much of a snuggle muffin it may be. I would put my cat Lava, whom I love deeply, in a blender and press puree should a situation arise where some modern Moriarty told me that doing so would ensure my son’s safety."
~ Rob Delaney, in his always brilliant Vice column about having a child.